Ghetto Black Bitches by Laurie Loomis or YTgirl? Who da phukk you THINK you is?

The Day It Started

On Friday, August 28, 2026, a video clip went up on X in which a far right activist described five prominent Black women in public life as “ghetto, entitled, race-obsessed, destructive black BITCHES.” The backlash was immediate. The words were repeated again within days.

This poem is one answer

There is no difference between a bitch and a whore.

They are one & the same & I can tell you more.

A bitch is a dog who happens to be a girl,

But a whore is a woman who’s done twirled around the world.

A bitch is a wolf, a fox, or an otter.

Hmmm... let’s see if there any others?

Another name for a whore is prostitute,

Who’s also a sex worker, an escort & a call girl, too.

Dogs don’t demand money for being dogs,

But call girls do, and keep johnphukk record logs.

Dogs don’t get paid or have client lists,

But escorts keep track of all their sex, hit it & quits.

Dogs don’t “meet up” for their indiscretions,

But sex workers are great at their professions.

Dogs don’t solicit on corners for ins and outs,

But prostitutes can’t help but move about.

Dogs don’t get arrested for being a dog,

But whores do, just for working their job.

Outside dogs might catch some fleas,

But you whores come up with bestiality diseases.

Dogs do on command because they are trained.

Sex workers do ’cause y’all are insane.

Money is your god & dyck is your idol.

Religion is your trust fund & your bible.

You wear Prada & semen while you sip on an expresso,

Then have the audacity to call Black women ghetto.

Thinking you belong to a superior race,

But dissatisfied with your looks, you mutilated your face.

You are so unsure of your own position

That insecurity is your number one affliction.

Having to prove to your man

That you can be as evil as he can,

So you look for ways that are apparent

To show off your ice age inheritance,

Calling Black women ghetto Black bitches

With a drive thru vagina in yo’ own britches.

Calling Black women who excel in their fields

N words & wenches for your tiny little thrills.

Stepping on melanin is your only elevation.

Practicing inhuemanity is your one equation.

Your bucket is empty and it has no bottom.

Your reach for fame falls short of stardom.

Your need for attention falls short of amazing.

Your obvious dire tactics are self-appraising.

Your need for attention is actually quite sad.

Yes, dear Laura, you, that YTgirl gone bad.

But you don’t get to pass go simply because you are yt.

But you do got a ghetto azz whuppin coming in the heat of the night.

So take it like a card carrying yt bich whore.

Without melanin, you just a kkave kreecha, absolutely nothing more.

9/18/26 Momma Maatkeda

Poetic satire, protected expression under the First Amendment. Any resemblance to real persons is coincidental.